Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Long Time

So it has been a while. I won't apologize because well I blog for myself and I've been having to good of a time while I have not been blogging.

I'm extremely happy that the Steelers are 4-1. The Cubs lost, big time. I always love seeing the crushed look of all those Cubs fans. It makes my day. It's like an abusive relationship without any of the horrible stuff. You know it starts with a good romance at the start, the you get punched in the face, the next thing you know your partner says they will change and begs you not to leave, then they do things to make you think they might change, then you forgive them and forget the pain, and then ta da! That's the number one reason why I like baseball, Cubs fans.

I'm trying to get back into shape after taking a month off. On that note I've taken to calling everything fatty. You know I'm going to Mc Fatty's, I'm going to eat a fatty roll, and the list goes on and on.

I also just found out that the Japanese are now using monkeys to work in restaurants. Isn't this how Planet of the Apes started? I'm going to hate working for our ape overlords. I accept it though.

4 comments:

Joy said...

A month off? That's awesome!

RealFruitBeverage said...

Yeah I'd like to slack more, but I dont' think I can hack it. Deep down inside I'm a lazy man.

Dan said...

So, you're too lazy to slack?

RealFruitBeverage said...

Yeah my laziness is so epic it causes paradoxies or is it parodxi?